
Title: Thank you, eBay!
Author: Hamburglar
Format, Size: MP3, 1035K Zipped
Date: 8.19.00
e-mail: conjohnson@hotmail.com
Editors used: Cool Edit Pro, Sound Recorder
Time spent: A few hours
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Summary:

	Vox gives eBay his satisfied customer account, while drunken
scientists stumble about.   Their party is interrupted by a hopped-up
grunt, possibly the buyer of Vox's auction item?





Script:

PLEASE listen to the file before reading the script.  It will make it that much funnier.


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(setting: the Black Mesa computer lab.  Featuring Vox, 3 drunk scientists, and a hopped-up grunt.)

Vox: I SOLD 27 KILOS OF PRIME SHIT ON eBAY.  NOW THE BLACK MESA SCIENCE TEAM WILL NOT BE REQUIRED TO GO WITHOUT WHISKEY AND SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD WOMEN ANY MORE. THANK YOU eBAY!

Drunk Sci 1:  Why d'we all haf ta wear these ri-dic-ulous ties?
Drunk Sci 2:  Don't you think we should recalculate those important donut factors again?
Drunk Sci 3:  This is madness.  Madness!
Hgrunt69:     THANK YOU eBAY!
Drunk Sci 1:  Whoa!
Drunk Sci 2:  Ahhh!
Drunk Sci 3:  Wah-Whaa-Whoa-Wahhh-Wahhh!
Drunk Sci 1:  Shut up.
Hgrunt69:     YEAH!  SHUT UP!
(Shoots magnum at scis)
Drunk Sci 1:  No!
Drunk Sci 2:  Dghaah!
Drunk Sci 3:  Aaaaauuughhha!
Drunk Sci 1:  Y'aren't going soft on that ethics issue again, are ya?
Hgrunt69: (cocks shotgun) HELL NO.
Drunk Sci 1:  (pauses) Ohh no.  (Runs away)
Hgrunt69:(fires)
Drunk Sci 1: Augghhh!
Hgrunt69: YOUR MOTHER!! (runs off)






